My feeds are on fire. My blogs are bursting. The news is nonstop. Twitter is…ummm…tweaking?
Apparently, Our Father Who Art in Cupertino is going to spill the beans about the Apple Tablet at some point today. Google retrieves 98,100 news results from the past hour. My Twitter tab shows 5,164 new twits about the Apple Tablet in just the past seven minutes. Surely, this must be the dawning of a new era. Surely the Apple iJesus will be sent down in all of its wireless glory to cure cancer or clear the Haitian rubble.
Well, it isn’t; I call shenanigans.